Graj
n ACGC jokes
1] govindaraj went to a photostat shop in east fort.
he was seen talking to the shop owner for quite some time.
he enquired him about the machine, the mechanism of working of the machine, the cost of taking a copy etc...
after a long discussion with him goalraj asked him.
" anna ee machine kidilam thanne, evide oru copy edukkanulla paisayum
kuravanu ........ pakshe oru kuzhappamundu
.............................................
............evidey tamil photostat undo?? !!!!!!!!!!!
2] one night govindaraj found himself in a desperate situation.
he had to submit an assignment the next day.
he needs 10 white papers, but has only one.
unfortunately the stationery shop next to his house was closed.
suddenly goalraj had an idea. !!!
he rushed to the nearby Photostat shop and asked him to take 9 copies of the white paper!!!.
soon govindaraj got his 10 papers.
but raj was watching the guy taking xerox.
he argued with him.
"ningalkku enne athra eluppam pattikkan onnum pattila.
ningal ella paper 'inteyum oru side mathram alle xerox eduthollu.
jnan rendu sidum xerox edukkanalle paranjathu"
3] goalraj was watching a movie on video along with his parents.
the picture was not very clear.
raj's father yelled, "what's going on ? raj go and clean the head."
suddenly goalraj rushed into the bathroom and after a quick bath returned.
he said, "appa i've cleaned my head"!!!!!!!!!
4] ACGC applied for an engineering position at an MNC office in Technopark.
govinda raj applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
upon completion of the test, the results
showed that both men only missed one of the questions.
the manager went to govinda raj and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to ACGC".
govinda raj: "and why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct.
i being the higher rank holder in kerala entrance I should get the job!"
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong."
govinda raj: "and just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong,
ACGC put down 'I don't know' as the answer.
And you wrote "Neither do I"
5] acgc and govindaraj were watching a tv program.
suddenly goal raj rose up from his chair and began searching the room frantically for something.
acgc asked " dae enthu patti? what are you searching?"
goalraj: " hidden cameras?"
acgc: " what the hell are u saying? who said that that there are hidden cameras here "
goal raj: " nee verum mandan anada . didn't u watch the channel they were saying, YOU ARE WATCHING STAR TV.
without hidden cams how the hell do they know what we are doing "
6] goal raj and acgc went to see a movie in new theatre.
there was a scene in which the hero, who was riding his horse and was
chasing the villain.
the hero had to jump over a tall wall in order to catch up with the villain.
goalraj and acgc decided to have a bet for Rs:50.
acgc said that the hero would not jump over the wall.
but goalraj
said that he will.
finally it turned out that the hero failed to jump over the wall with his horse.
so acgc won the bet and goalraj gave him Rs:50.
after a minute of thought acgc told goalraj,
"you can take ur money back, because i cheated u. i have already seen this movie"
goalraj replied : " infact i have also seen this movie twice. but i thought , that ****ing
hero would make it this time atleast"
7] Govindaraj and Ramkumar(s6 E) have been very close friends since childhood.
They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both were in the same class, both were joint
class first in christ nagar school, both passed their SSLC exams together (with distinction), both had their pre degree tution class together, both filled their entrance form together and they were seated together in the kerala entrance exam.
Also both got admission to CET though ramkumar opted for electrical.
days passed...............
Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for
both.
On the delivery date, Ramkumar's wife gives birth to a boy while Goal raj's wife gives birth to twins!
Ramkumar gets confused.
He goes to G.Raj and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our
life.
How come I get a son and you get twins?"
When Govindaraj replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy".
suddenly a voice came from behind.
it was acgc's voice...........................................
".....................Our energy..........................".
8] acgc, goalraj, and chakku found a small genie bottle in front of vrinda electronics, thakarapparambu.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
appeared.
Thankful that the 3 guys had released him out of the bottle, the genie said,
"Next to you all are
3 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout
what you want the pool of water to become,
then your wish will come
true."
chakku wanted to start.
He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "PEPSI". The pool immediately
changed into a pool of pepsi.
chakku was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is acgc's turn, he did the same and shouted, "MIRINDA" and immersed himself into a pool of
mirinda
The last is the goalraj.
He was running towards the pool ,when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel.
He slipped
towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
9] acgc and goalraj went to a lonely forest as part of their industrial visit.
when they were walking thru the forest acgc found a bottle with its lid
closed.
goal raj wanted to open the bottle but acgc didnt agree.
but goalraj had the final say and thus the bottle was opened by goalraj.
thick flames came out of the bottle and to their amusement a genie came out.
He thanked goalraj and acgc for releasing him
from the bottle.
so he offered 2 wishes each to acgc and goalraj.
suddenly goalraj became excited and asked his first wish
" I WANT THE FOREST TO BE ENRICHED WITH 1000 BEAUTIFUL VIRGIN GIRLS"
the genie accepted the wish and suddenly 1000 "charaks" appeared before goalraj.
next was acgc's turn. he asked
" I WANT A BY126 DIODE"
both the genie and goalraj were stunned at this.
goalraj made fun of acgc and advised him to use his wish properly, but acgc stood like
the rock of gibraltar.
so his wish was accepted.
goalraj asked for his second and final wish
" MAKE ME AS GLAMOUROUS AS HRITHIK ROSHAN"
the genie accepted this and suddenly goalraj turned strong and handsome.
Now
again acgc's turn to ask his final wish.
this time goalraj went near him and counselled him for about 10 minutes
about how to use his wish.
goalraj warned acgc not to waste his wish.
after a bit of thought acgc asked his wish,
acgc: "I WANT ........., I WANT.............."
genie: " come on , be quick, time is running out.."
goalraj: " come on da acgc, ask a good wish"
acgc: " I WANT..........."
goalraj:" yes, quickly..."
acgc: " ......GOALRAJ TO BE TURNED INTO A GIRL!!!"...
10] Goal raj and acgc were sitting on the classroom and Goal raj was singing a song.
After 4 songs Goal raj hung himself upside down and started singing again.
acgc : Goal raj, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Goal raj : I am singing the B side.
vijayaraghavan s
